ALICE: So this man comes into the cafe today, and he says, "Hey waitress, what are you waiting for?"
DAN: Funny guy.
ALICE: So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that."
DAN: So what did he ask for?
ALICE: He asked for a cup of tea with two sugars.
DAN: Mmm.
ALICE: I'm waiting for you.
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